Finals

I have finals this week and in honor of that here's the best description of taking a test ever.

Schools are a continuation of toilet training.

Taking an Exam is like taking a shit. You hold it in for weeks, memorizing, just waiting for the right time. then the time comes, and you sit on the toilet.

Ah!
Um!
It feels so good

You shit it right back on schedule-for the grade. When exams are over, you got a load off your mind. You got rid of all of the shit you clogged your poor brain with. You can finally relax.

The paper you write your exam on is toilet paper

Babies are zen masters, curious about everything.
Adults are serious and bored
What Happened?
Brain surgery by the schools.

I lost my interest in books in literature class. I lost my interest in foreign languages in language class. I lost my interest in biology in biology class

Why stay in school? To get a degree? Print your own! Can you smoke a diploma?

"Do It!" by Jerry Rubin