Bart's Blackboard

Found a fantasic list of everything Bart has every written on the blackboard on the Simpsons, Ever. Some highlights, one from each season.

1. "I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom"
2. "I will not cut corners" (Repeated for 3 episodes in a row).
3. "Funny noises are not funny"
4. "This punishment is not boring and pointless"
5. "All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy" (points to those who know the reference).
6. (tie) "I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface" and "Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does"
7. "I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist"
8. "I did not learn everything I need to know in kindergarten"
9. "I no longer want my MTV"
10. "It does not suck to be you"
11. "I won't not use no double negatives"

For the complete list