Married with Children

No, not me, it hasn't been that long since I updated. I'm talking about other people and their children. Specifically, about how people assume that their lives are more important then yours because they have children. This does come from a good impulse to put your kid at the center of your world, but notice the key word in that sentence "your", as in not mine.

Some examples of this over the top behavior are the parents ignoring their children screaming at a restaurant with no concern for anyone else, or, my personal favorite, taking your 8 month old kid to the latest R rated movie at 11 at night. However, today I witnessed something completely over the top.

There I was in my car, "driving" (read: crawling, as in snail's pace) in a parking lot because there was a mother and her young child in directly in front of me. Now your thinking "that's not so bad, the mother was driving slowly to keep her kid safe, if only more people would drive like that." The problem was she WASN'T IN A CAR. That's right she was pushing her child IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LANE instead of off to the side so I could, you know, FUCKING GO AROUND HER!

Man, I fucking hate people...