Tuesday, May 25, 2004
This sucks
Yeah so I can barely type this since my arm is in a splint. You see I almost, nearly, but didn't quite dislocate my elbow, but I did get a chip fracture so I have something to show for my injury. Hopefully I will be out of the splint in less than a week, if I can get an apointment with my fucking doctor.
Saturday, May 22, 2004
Jack's Back
Alright everyone, I'm back. What have I been doing? Well a whole lot of nothing and that's exactly the way I like it. It's amazing home much less you are on the internet when you don't have anything to procrastinate from. Hopefully I'll be posting more from now on. Until then, I leave I leave with this image I found called How do you measure up?
Monday, May 10, 2004
Finals Suck
Sorry I haven't posted in a while, not that anyone reads this or would care. However, I should be posting more from now on since my finals are almost done.
Wednesday, May 05, 2004
Censorship
People are always concerned about governmental censorship, but this is the kind of thing that happens when the majority of the media is owned by 3 conglomerates
Monday, May 03, 2004
Finals
I have finals this week and in honor of that here's the best description of taking a test ever.
Schools are a continuation of toilet training.
Taking an Exam is like taking a shit. You hold it in for weeks, memorizing, just waiting for the right time. then the time comes, and you sit on the toilet.
Ah!
Um!
It feels so good
You shit it right back on schedule-for the grade. When exams are over, you got a load off your mind. You got rid of all of the shit you clogged your poor brain with. You can finally relax.
The paper you write your exam on is toilet paper
Babies are zen masters, curious about everything.
Adults are serious and bored
What Happened?
Brain surgery by the schools.
I lost my interest in books in literature class. I lost my interest in foreign languages in language class. I lost my interest in biology in biology class
Why stay in school? To get a degree? Print your own! Can you smoke a diploma?
"Do It!" by Jerry Rubin
Schools are a continuation of toilet training.
Taking an Exam is like taking a shit. You hold it in for weeks, memorizing, just waiting for the right time. then the time comes, and you sit on the toilet.
Ah!
Um!
It feels so good
You shit it right back on schedule-for the grade. When exams are over, you got a load off your mind. You got rid of all of the shit you clogged your poor brain with. You can finally relax.
The paper you write your exam on is toilet paper
Babies are zen masters, curious about everything.
Adults are serious and bored
What Happened?
Brain surgery by the schools.
I lost my interest in books in literature class. I lost my interest in foreign languages in language class. I lost my interest in biology in biology class
Why stay in school? To get a degree? Print your own! Can you smoke a diploma?
"Do It!" by Jerry Rubin
Saturday, May 01, 2004
Air America
In honor of finals, I have a question for you. Please chose the best answer.
Is there any possibility of this station getting on the air in SD?
a) No
b) No way, never, not in a million years
c) We can't allow that Communist, Pinko crap on the radio
d) The FCC will ban it before it happens
e) All of the above
Is there any possibility of this station getting on the air in SD?
a) No
b) No way, never, not in a million years
c) We can't allow that Communist, Pinko crap on the radio
d) The FCC will ban it before it happens
e) All of the above
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