Kangaroo Court

A recent exchange with my client on the record, in open court.

Jack, Esq., Defender of Freedom delivers his first question:

"Sir, do you believe you suffer from a Mental Illness?"

Response: "Fuck you!"

Ok...I guess I'll take that as a 'no', but I'm sure the judge took it as a 'yes'. Sigh...Do I really need to call these people as witnesses to properly defend them? As you ponder that question here is a another exchange.

Jack: "Could you explain the delusions the doctor referred to?" (I didn't even want to ask that, but client wanted me to and it was going to come out on cross anyway.)

Client: "I know it sounds crazy, but CBS corp.* is really hacking my computer and bugging my house."

You're right it does sound crazy.

*Note to CBS's attorneys - CBS Corp. to my knowledge did not actually partake in any of this activity, this is being told for entertainment purposes only and could in fact have been another one of the major networks. I fully enjoy CBS and their wonderful programing.

PS please don't sue me.

Regards,

The Management